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As usual, everything didn’t go as planned. The side, which were the Irish potatoes, called for
two to three cups of shredded potatoes. I am not totally experienced with knowing how many potatoes comes out to two cups, so I used a carton of instant hash browns. Next time I will just do what the recipe says for an added health-factor. Any way, in order to feed our family of six, I needed to triple the recipe, and the carton provided about six-and-a-half cups. Blah blah blah, skipping ahead… I start the steaks, and when the potatoes are supposed to be done, my mom punches a hole in the top of the cheese, and it is still soupy, so we put it back in (just F.Y.I., we had to repeat this process a few more times).
two to three cups of shredded potatoes. I am not totally experienced with knowing how many potatoes comes out to two cups, so I used a carton of instant hash browns. Next time I will just do what the recipe says for an added health-factor. Any way, in order to feed our family of six, I needed to triple the recipe, and the carton provided about six-and-a-half cups. Blah blah blah, skipping ahead… I start the steaks, and when the potatoes are supposed to be done, my mom punches a hole in the top of the cheese, and it is still soupy, so we put it back in (just F.Y.I., we had to repeat this process a few more times).
The Whisky Sauce |
After we took the steaks out of the pan, I went along with the recipe for the sauce. Put the shallots into some melted butter in the steak pan, add whiskey and scrape up the bottom of the pan, add cream and mustard, boil down to sauce. While I was looking at the pan, however, something didn’t seem right. I looked at the steaks on the plate, and then I looked at the pan, back at the steaks and thought, “Wow, there is a lot of sauce for such small steaks.” And then reality hit me like a baseball bat hits the ball… I had tripled the sauce recipe as well! So now, instead of having just enough sauce for six steaks, we had enough sauce to go swimming in!
Now came the eating part. I must admit that I was pretty excited about the dinner. But after eating it, I knew that I could have done a little better. The potatoes were WAY too salty, but the steaks were cooked ok, and the sauce actually tasted pretty good, although the mustard flavor was pretty strong. Unfortunately, since we had only three large steaks cut in half, we couldn’t exactly have leftovers, aside from the potatoes, but no one really jumped at that idea. So now we had a bunch of sauce remaining with nothing else to put it on. What do we do with leftover sauce and no more steak? We pack it up and use it again!
Moving on to “Whiskey-Cream sauce: Take 2”. I had looked in the book to see what I needed to add. That was when I noticed that the actual recipe didn’t even have mustard! On top of all that, my parents had drank the remaining Irish whiskey, leaving me with using some of their good bourbon. It was kinda funny watching them get a little sad while handing me the bottle. Bourbon is not the same as Irish whiskey, as it is usually darker, and when cooked, it gets very sweet, and I added quite a bit. Then after adding extra shallots, mushrooms, and cream, I put in the rest of the other sauce.
This time, we ate everything over noodles. When I put it on the plate, it all looked really good, and the sauce looked really appetizing! But, I’m sure you have heard the saying, “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” Little did I know that the saying would apply to cooking just as well as it does to books and people. My first impression was that I could maybe get through it, but as I got farther into the meal, it got more and more unbearable. The whiskey flavor was waaay too evident. And it wasn't an “oh, there is whiskey in this.” It was more like “How much whiskey did you put it this?!” I believe that it was the type of whiskey, but there are other things that I could have done or could have added, so I don’t think that this dinner got a fair shot.
There are two morals to this story is that you really need to get down. The first is that a checklist is a very important part of a recipe. Some of you might be thinking that a recipe is just that, and in some ways it is. But if you have one recipe that needs doubling and one that doesn’t, you MUST have some method at hand to help you remember. The second is that if you attempt a recipe that doesn’t turn out good, don’t give up on it after one try. I have on many occasions tried a recipe that I messed up on, often times more than once. Think of cooking as science experiments. You don’t see what happens after one time, but you run the test multiple times to see if the results are consistent. Give a recipe at least three to four tries before you make your verdict.
Cook Often!
Marc